Buffy's New Job...



Summary: Buffy tries a new career...Briefly...Just a lil' fun...

Disclaimer: All BTVS characters remain the property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, and all other owner/creators of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series...

Archived at the "normal" Buffyverse page of the Buffy Rebecca verse, http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/buffyrebecca/index.html (I did say "normal")



"Really glad for this opportunity, Governor Schickelgruber...(ok, so I'm selling out to the Republicans, I need this job...)..."

"Yes, Governor Schickelgruber...No, sir, Governor Schickelgruber...Absolutely, Governor Schickelgruber..."

"Great one, Governor Schickelgruber...(rolls eyes, Jesus, he's gonna do what to the childrens' health care bill?)..."

"On it, Governor Schickelgruber..."

"Got it, Governor Schickelgruber...What, Governor Schickelgruber...?...Oh...(sigh)...Yeah, I brought the coffee, Governor Schickelgruber..."

"Yeah...'hasta la vista state legislature'...That's very funny Governor Schickelgruber...(inward groan...)..."

"Ummn...Well...Governor Schickelgruber...See...Ummn I was rushing this morning and..."

"Yes, sir...I know this was the President of the United States...Sir..."

"Really sorry bout that Governor Schickelgruber...Lost the appointments file..."

"Thanks, Governor Schickelgruber...Sorry, my kid sister on the line, Governor Schickelgruber..."

"Well, gee, thanks Governor Schickelgruber...I'd love a chance to work on that one...I have some ideas...I...Oh...Yeah, I'll order the coffee and pastry, sir...On it...(Arggh...)..."

"Ha, ha...(That actually was a good one, gotta tell Dawn tonight)...Governor Schickelgruber..."

"Oh hi, Mrs. Schickelgruber...(What's she looking at me like that for?...)..."

"Oh, I'm always here early, Governor Schickelgruber...I kinda like ta walk around the city in the early morning..."

"See, I really wanted to talk to you about the childrens' health bill...I really think..."

"What, Governor Schickelgruber...Ummn...?...I...ummn...Well, thanks...But..."

"No, Governor Schickelgruber..."

"I Said No!...Governor Schickelgruber..."

"Governor...Take your arm off my shoulder or I'm gonna take your arm off your shoulder...HEY!!...STOP THAT!!!..."

Whoops...Hmmn...

Ummn..."Governor Schickelgruber?...Sir...?...(I thought he was in good shape, damn it...It wasn't that hard a body slam...)..."



"Governor...?...Oh, God..."

"Hello, 911?..."




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